We have our staff xmas party later tonight, but I’ve been wearing most of my outfit since this morning.
I’m kind of regretting it.
While my outfit is cute and chic, it is a royal pain to get in and out of! I’ve been holding my pee like a mofo all day to try and limit my trips to the loo! It’s too much work! (and one of my brand new nylons has a hole already! *cries*)
So what am I wearing that is causing me so much grief? Well I’ll tell you.
I’m wearing a cute little black skirt with a (tasteful) lime-green silk top that I have belted with a wide black belt.
Ok, sounds harmless enough.
Unfortunately my body blubber has exponentially increased since last year, and nothing is sitting right! So out comes the shapewear.
I am wearing my panties, then my thigh-butt-tummy shapewear that I pull up to my boobs, then nylons over that, skirt over that, shirt over the skirt, and a belt around my middle to finish it off!
To get nekked I have to remove SIX pieces of clothing just to pee! What have I gotten myself into!?!?
Needless to say I will be eating and drinking lightly all evening.
If I can get a decent photo of the outfit tonight, perhaps I will post it. It’s not very Christmas-y, but at least its dressier than my normal jeans & t-shirt at work. Plus I brought out the serious bling to wear tonight.
Well, I’m off to apply my signature red lips (my avatar ain’t lyin’!). Toodles!
8 responses to “Wardrobe Malfunction”
LOL! Good luck. What's your signature red lippie?
Unfortunately whenever I have to go pee, I *really* have to go in like 1 minute, so I don't think removing 6 pieces of clothing is an option for me.
Have fun on your Christmas party! 🙂
I'd say red lips in general is my signature… but I know you're looking for a brand so I'll tell you the two I use most often.
Both are MAC, and I like New York Apple and also Russian Red. The Russian is a doozy though. You MUST have the perfect outfit and complimentary makeup to rock that, so I don't wear it quite as often!
I'm open to other shades and brands as well, but those are the pack leaders. I like raspberries, too! Got any red suggestions for my fair skin & light blonde hair?
I only get into my Spanx a few times a year, because it's such a pain when I have to pee… Can't imagine having to peel off 6 pieces of undies!!!
Hope you had fun!
I'd LOVE to see your outfit. It sounds rock'in!
I must admit. I've been in situations as yourself. Especially when I'm wearing a body shaper. Ack! Those things are so hard to take off and put back on.
ROTFLOL….omg. I had this happen the other night.
Well, I was going to wear shapewear (but tossed the idea after I got all gussied up and took it off). My problem was I didn't know if I should wear them under or over my tights…then I started thinking, holy crap..I'm wearing 3 things UNDER my skirt (that had a lining!!) so I look smaller, but all I feel is bigger! Hence the shapewear being abandonned.
Sounds like a cute outfit too!! 🙂 Hey…wearing red lipstick makes anyday festive and fun!
Yeah, it`s a crappy decision to have to make! I wore mine under the nylons, but it still sucked. I think I should have gotten a full-foot pair of Spanx or something, but my shorts are reliable and all I have at the moment…. shapeware is expensive!
And yes, I felt WAY fatter than I normally do, but at least the jiggling was kept at a minimum!
I cannot WAIT to see what you looked like! Please do post a pic!! Outfit sounds hot!! You go girl! Good luck with potty trips…
I have really fallen in love with shapewear recently! Its a quick and easy way to feel confident in my most fitted clothes!