Ugh. I had a deep tissue massage on Saturday and I really needed it. I have a great little gay man with magic hands who unties all the knots in my muscles and fixes me.
But I waited too long for a treatment this time, and it was murder, I tells ya! Therapeutic massages always hurt a little bit, simply because of the work that needs to be done to your muscles. But this time was particularly horrible.
Apparently some of my muscles were actually glued to other ones. Yeah, uh-huh. Your body can actually glue itself to itself on the inside! And it hurts when he goes in and breaks all the little glue strands because they’re not supposed to be there! Torture!
My pec muscles (the big frontal ones underneath your boobs) were also in a bad way. I totally got a boob massage. But not a pleasant one. I’m still recovering from all the work he did to my shoulders and chest, but the chest is the worst.
Today I want to whimper because as I walk, my wonderful boobies bounce as all good boobies do. But this means that they hurt my healing pecs underneath. I don’t normally notice my rack bouncing, but today it’s all I can think about.
Step, bounce, OW! Step bounce, OW!
What a peculiar day it has been.
3 responses to “Bounce bounce”
Ouch! Feel better soon!!!
A while back I was in a car accident and got some massages done. People were jealous of me, but treatment massages are painful! My shoulders are all messed up too (unrelated) and I think undoing all those knots is NOT going to be pleasant.
Yeah, the initial massages that do the most work also hurt the most.
The key is to go regularly… then there is less work to be done and less pain!
The enjoyment factor increases, too 🙂